i haven’t been to wayne’s twitter in a while
great
I wonder who decides which words in the dictionary get pictures and what their criteria are
That’s what I want to know
So I’m thinking of pen names for when I start self-publishing erotica and by “thinking of pen names” I mean “making myself laugh uncontrollably” because the names I’ve thought up are
- Zandwurm Wifehouse
- Grape Sidesalad
- Tricky Pingus
- Brody Gristo
- Yipsum Thwang
- W.G. Snuffy Walden
- Ocean View
- Busty Rutt
Fifty Shades of Black, a fanfiction I wrote for Fifty Shades of Grey where all the characters are black
i haven’t been to wayne’s twitter in a while
great
“t. rex” is short for “telephone rex”
Congratulations to my 1600th follower, here’s hoping that when I wake up tomorrow morning you’ll all have come to your senses and left
Do the British know what it is to love.
Do they have cars in England? Do they know what a radio is? Have they ever even seen a smile
Reblog if you watch Doctour Who the way it was meant to be watched, in the original British
The important thing is that everyone knows I’m funny and cool