EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MY HAND ONTO MY KEYBOARD. ITS A MUSIC REVIEW AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I UPLOAD IT TO MY WEBSITE. I ASSIGN A RANDOM WINGDING CHARACTER AS THE SCORE. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I GIVE MEDULLA A PAIR OF SCISSORS OR EVEN WHEN I GIVE FALL BE KIND A BOMB. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEYRE A MUSIC CRITIC WHEN MOST OF THEIR REVIEWS ARE JUST SHORT SENTENCES THAT SAY NOTHING ABOUT THE MUSIC. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ROLLING STONES LYRICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng